GIRLS: AND PUTTING EM' INTO DIFFERENT BOXES.

Just after realizing that I’ve been the *Mush queen*, with all love dipped posts, I’ve decided to get a little bit off the *pyaar ka track* and add humor, sarcasm and more live-now, feel-now elements to my posts.

Now when I stare the wall, to find a topic on which I could actually scribble something funny and lame, I ended up thinking of this, *girl-classification* theme; which once my loving, sweet, pretty, sexy “female” friend, new sister, or to be precise in the relation, my brother’s girlfriend, told me. Though we decided to write this down together, but then I was kinda reluctant with it, say it because of my girlfriend-boyfriend ratio which points to ITSY BITSY decimals (null to infinity) and even she didn’t want to end up bitching about all her girls. (All her.)

But now I thought of surprising her, to make her feel better with the bitch-marathon, going around her and as a token of *louve*, for being supportive and all ears to my nonsense, love-struck dreams and roller coaster drama that goes on in my life, constantly.

 

GIRLS. Basically you cannot classify them into particular groups or something but then there are typical set examples that actually converges the girl categorization into a few limited ones, 10 as I’ve done.

 

Category 1: The Super-spoilt-bitch

Such girls are the ones who are constantly bothered by the fact of *why is the spotlight not on me?* and get angry on little useless things just to act pricey. Not to forget, they are spoilt, and the reason is they are –dead drop gorgeous. But to add honesty here, they are dumb too. Pretty girls have the right to be!

And to the same sex, they are *not decent*, and they hate them, just to restrict my language morals. (Yeah whatever!)

 

Category 2: The drama queen

Laughing too much, crying too much, thinking too much (or to say pretending to think too much) and looking for attention 24x7 are the Drama queens. All they want is temporary happiness and all of it though!

 

Category 3: The sugar dipped girl

Honestly, I envy such girls. How can you measure each of your word before saying it and dip it into sugar and then speak out. Impossible! But then there are females, who don’t want anything else except happiness, though not only theirs but global happiness. And Except a FEW, others are fake.

 

Category 3: Plastic company ambassador

The local Aishwarya rai’s. They actually cover them too much that they lose out their own identities, be it their faces or their habits or their nature. In layman language, they are plastics. Or as a girl says it, fake!

 

Category 4: The less of *fe-MALE*

Sometimes masculinity overshadows the original sex, and you call them *tom-boys*. There is nothing particularly wrong with them, they are the best company any once can have, outgoing, fun loving, and amazing in all aspect, just a little less in girly habits.

 

Category 5: The Dumb brigade

Most of the girls are dumb. In fact all are, if you ask any guy. (Even though lameness rules in men, they still afford to think that. ha!). Like in “Mean girls”, the dumb actress who could sense rain with her tits, in real life too, there are ‘some girls’ who ACTUALLY believe in something like this! Though they believe anything and everything, they just can’t help being stupid and duh-est.!

 

Category 6: The WALLED girl

When you feel a lot of pain in life, you try and hide yourself from every emotion around you, then you become this strong walled girl, who thinks only from her head and practicality is the only thing that hold a place in her life. Though every girl is emotional, she doesn’t show any bit of it on her face. True sign of decisiveness and an adamant natured will. But then these are the ones that make the most romantic partners too.

 

Category 7: The *Cupid-please-strike-me-SOON* girl

Girl are emotional and way to romantic too. Dreams account for every encounter with a guy and threads of hopes and desires start knitting in her mind, from the very first touch, be it a handshake too. Over –hyper and I want a guy-the soonest, the better; type of girl, are another version of the drama queens.

 

Category 8: The Mean Girl

“I want my work to be done, by hook or by crook”, such girls these are. They can actually Love somebody, Change somebody or even kill somebody (by any mean, be it looks, or (.)!) for what they want. A typical *Ekta kapoor soap Vamp* to be precise!

 

Category 9: The Bookish girl

If books are the last thing on the earth, they wouldn’t mind making out with them too. For them, fun is something that goes way back to a 2 year old kid playing with a toy, ONLY. Nerdy they are and so, end up spoiling the fun others want to have. An irritating breed of girls!

 

Category 10: The GOOD girl

A perfect girly girl, no exaggeration of drama, the right amount of bitchiness, sweetness to taste your buds, helping, loving and the exact portion on nerdy-ness too, adds up to this one. The most wanted by guys and the most hated by girls.

 

Okay! So I’m done with this classification. Girls are *GIRLS*. Bitchy, sweet, loving and yes, most of all; EVERY GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL. And love, respect and dignity are all that she wants.

 

Pheeu! So probably I wouldn’t have written all of it alone, if it wasn’t for you, my half *name-sharer*.

Not more than few months of knowing each other, ive got to know you, and I feel proud that you do too! You are my CATEGORY 10 girl, which I am not saying cause I love you, but as a girl who knows a *female* with all of her sides.( I think!)

Though somewhere I feel my this random surprise for you, is lame, cause it doesn’t really revolve around you, or us but then I just wanted to put down something for the first ever topic you decided for us to write on. So now my NEWEST BESTIE, this one’s especially for you. I love you, your loveliness with my little brother too, and I’m glad to be linked in a relationship with you!